Dog Food Diet

[93whitelxcoupe]

I have two large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? ......

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

[Notch93]

:lol4::lol4::lol4::lol4::lol4::lol4:

[BDASPNY]

that is one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time.:yes1:

[wilsmoku]

thats the way to fight stupidity go get them thats so dam funny :lol1:

[Superstroke17]

:lol4::dog::lol4:

[Tusk]

dude i think me and you would get along perfect,thats the same type of **** i do to people and the wife HATES it when i do that

[gt90_hatch]

:biglaugh:

[93fakesnake]

X2 on the stupid people. That is awsome, I will have to use that

[TPK]

:lol1::lol1:

[mus1993]

sounds like something I would do:lol1:

[TappedOut]

So I am a little late on reading this but, **** that was some funny off the cuff **** right there. Did you say "Here's your sign". LMGDAO

[redtang93]

that is cool. i love it. That is like a woman asked me what the difference was between a tom turkey and a hen turkey. I told her in a nice way one has a d**K and one doesn't.:thumbsup1:

[slonomo]

:lol1::lol1::lol1:

[GearGambler]

i'm so glad i read this before i had lunch. LMAO! nice one!

i dont know if i could keep a straight face though.

[bsfd172]

Just makes you wonder how people make it day to day doesnt it!

[vcr12564]

:lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1:
Good one!

[Sphinxmunkey]

that is one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time.:yes1:

Hah that's awesome... old threads ftw :drool:

[badluckpony]

ok ok lol was at mc'ds the other day.there was a blonde lady in front of me..The lady at the counter asked her did she want to give a dollar to the mc'ds charity house.She said sure how much is it.I started :lol1::lol1:along with everyone behind me!!