Heiny4U2Tame
10-10-2008, 12:42 PM
The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab
Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.
One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
seat. After takeof=
f, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled
his toes and was settling in wh=
en the Arab in the window seat
said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,'
said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for
y=
ou.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs
picked up the Marines shoe and spat in=
it. When the Marine
returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That loo=
ks good,
I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to
fe=
tch it.
While he was gone the other Arab
picked up the Marines other shoe and spat =
in it. When the
Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the f
light.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his
feet into his shoes and kn=
ew immediately what had happened. He
leaned over and asked his Arab neighbo=
rs... 'Why does it have
to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting
between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting
in shoes and pissing in cokes?'
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE
MARINES. THE BEST!
:patriot: :rock:
Two Radical Arab
Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.
One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
seat. After takeof=
f, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled
his toes and was settling in wh=
en the Arab in the window seat
said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,'
said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for
y=
ou.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs
picked up the Marines shoe and spat in=
it. When the Marine
returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That loo=
ks good,
I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to
fe=
tch it.
While he was gone the other Arab
picked up the Marines other shoe and spat =
in it. When the
Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the f
light.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his
feet into his shoes and kn=
ew immediately what had happened. He
leaned over and asked his Arab neighbo=
rs... 'Why does it have
to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting
between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting
in shoes and pissing in cokes?'
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE
MARINES. THE BEST!
:patriot: :rock: